The bad news? He can't remember where he put it. (Don't ask him, Don't tell him policy)

 

"Well, John McCain's daughter is now writing a children's book based on her father's life. See, the research has been difficult because, as you know, much of McCain's early life story is only available through folklore. So there's not much written down." --Jay Leno

 

"British scientists are now conducting new tests on the Shroud of Turin. They're trying to pinpoint exactly how old it is. They say if these tests are successful, one day they might be able to determine the exact age of John McCain." --Jay Leno

"Well the good news: John McCain raised $47 million in the month of August. The bad news? He can't remember where he put it." --Jay Leno

 

"Let's see what's happening with George Dubai -- I mean W. Bush. President Bush now says he didn't know about the Dubai port deal until after it was approved. Apparently this is part of the White House's 'Don't ask him, Don't tell him' policy." --Jay Leno

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