“There was a meeting of the mindless at Mar-a-Lago. You know this one was bad because Trump posted not one but three messages on his imaginary social media site trying to distance himself. Only Donald Trump would defend himself by saying ‘I was only planning to eat with one antisemite, OK?’” —Jimmy Kimmel
“I am particularly interested in the moment Ye asked Trump to be his vice-president for his 2024 presidential campaign. I would’ve loved to have been a fly on the ketchup-colored walls for that conversation. That moment where Kanye asks Trump to be his running mate? No amount of money I wouldn’t give to have seen that. It’s terrifying to think of Trump as president again, but it’s amazing to think of him as vice-president. Imagine him nodding and clapping during the standing ovation, politely sitting down and standing up. We get to watch him die inside every minute of every day.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“In a separate statement, Trump claimed he didn’t know who Nick Fuentes was nor that he was coming to dinner. Which is worse? Having the guy over for dinner, or having no idea you’re letting a random racist into a house that was until very recently was full of unguarded top secret documents?” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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