Turns out it was his pastor (It pays like $5,000 an hour)

 

"As I'm sure you know by now, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has admitted that he was involved in a prostitution ring. Now this is the same man who when he was attorney general went after the prostitution ring. So apparently, it was for not giving him good service." –Jay Leno

"Do you know what the highest paid government position in this country is? Anybody know? It is working under New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. It pays like $5,000 an hour." --Jay Leno

"President Bush also went on to say that Bear Stearns is just going through a tough time and victory's just around the corner. I don't want to say Wall Street is in financial trouble. You know who's in charge of Bear Stearns right now, you know who's running it? Britney Spears' dad." --Jay Leno

"As you know, yesterday, Barack Obama gave a big speech on race, and there was one heckler in the audience, who kept screaming crazy stuff the whole time. Turns out it was his pastor." --Jay Leno

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