but eventually he got the recipe right (It must be the collar!)

October 2022

Well the midterms are only a month away, and is it just me, or are some candidates trying to lose? Let’s just start in Pennsylvania with Dr. Oz. A review of scientific studies published by Dr. Oz revealed that his experiments killed over 300 dogs, but eventually he got the recipe right. —Colin Jost

Dr. Oz has refused to comment on the report that his research killed over 300 dogs, though it’s possible he couldn’t hear the question over the woodchipper. —Colin Jost

But don’t worry. Dr. Oz won everybody back, last night, when he gave a speech in front of Hitler’s car. Worse, he then got in the car and backed over a dog. —Colin Jost

Florida governor Ron DeSantis explained why so many residents failed to evacuate, saying 'Some people just don’t want to leave their homes', which is why sometimes you have to trick them onto a plane to Martha’s Vineyard. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”