The only thing falling faster is Bitcoin and Joe’s approval ratings (the new spokesperson for Life Alert)

June 2022

“Poor Biden — even his bike was like, ‘I’m sorry, but I can no longer support you.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“I think we just found the new spokesperson for Life Alert.” — Sean Hayes, guest hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

“If you want to see that clip again, it’s airing on a 24-hour loop on Fox News.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, it’s — it’s shocking. Not the fall, that Biden looks kind of good in bike shorts.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The only thing falling faster is Bitcoin and Joe’s approval ratings.” —Stephen Colbert

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