Incidents like this are why I refuse to compete in 23-day bike races (That wasn't me)

Bill Clinton said he watched all six Police Academy movies with his daughter Chelsea, which got awkward when Chelsea was like, “That wasn't me.” –James Corden

At the Tour de France today the police were trying to control protestors at the race by spraying tear gas, but they held up the race because they accidentally sprayed the cyclists. See? Incidents like this are why I refuse to compete in 23-day bike races. --James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the next day, they will hold their annual burn the bike seats day (Fat bottomed girls)

So, NASA is facing backlash because the crew for the next Artemis mission doesn't include any women. And especially angry, those who placed bets that the mission wouldn't take off on time. —Greg Gutfeld 

On June 20th, Madison, Wisconsin will hold their annual World Naked Bike Ride. Then the next day, they will hold their annual burn the bike seats day. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Yet another cycling skill that has been lost over the years (Same here)

Michelle Obama said uh to her husband and Barack that there hasn't been one moment where I thought where I've thought about quitting my man. And Barack replied, "Same here.” —Greg Gutfeld

Stevie Wonder denied rumors that he's not really blind. True. The guy had nine kids with five different women and he thought he was being faithful. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He’s like a 15-year-old kid who still gets a babysitter (Come with me, if you want to live)

Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain said in a speech today that he feels Donald Trump is not a racist. Said Trump, "Thank you, Ben Carson." –Seth Meyers

The Senate today passed a bill that imposes new sanctions on Russia and allows Congress to stop President Trump from repealing them. Wow, even Congress doesn’t trust him. He’s like a 15-year-old kid who still gets a babysitter. –Seth Meyers

The latest polls show Hillary Clinton now leads Donald Trump by 12 points nationally. I guess she's getting some traction from her new slogan, "Come with me, if you want to live." –Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The only thing falling faster is Bitcoin and Joe’s approval ratings (the new spokesperson for Life Alert)

June 2022

“Poor Biden — even his bike was like, ‘I’m sorry, but I can no longer support you.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“I think we just found the new spokesperson for Life Alert.” — Sean Hayes, guest hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

“If you want to see that clip again, it’s airing on a 24-hour loop on Fox News.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, it’s — it’s shocking. Not the fall, that Biden looks kind of good in bike shorts.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The only thing falling faster is Bitcoin and Joe’s approval ratings.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”