I thought the longest day of the year was the time I saw Steven Seagal do Shakespeare in the park (at their highest)

June 2022

“Thank you for joining us on the first day of summer, which is wild. This is the day when both the sun and Jimmy Kimmel are said to be at their highest.” — Sean Hayes, guest host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

“Today is also known as the summer solstice, which is the longest day of the year, which is funny, because I thought the longest day of the year was the time I saw Steven Seagal do Shakespeare in the park.” —Sean Hayes

“Out of all the days in the year, this is the one where we get the most sunlight, so if you were still sad today, I hate to break to it you, but your seasonal depression is just regular depression.” —Sean Hayes

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The only thing falling faster is Bitcoin and Joe’s approval ratings (the new spokesperson for Life Alert)

June 2022

“Poor Biden — even his bike was like, ‘I’m sorry, but I can no longer support you.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“I think we just found the new spokesperson for Life Alert.” — Sean Hayes, guest hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

“If you want to see that clip again, it’s airing on a 24-hour loop on Fox News.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, it’s — it’s shocking. Not the fall, that Biden looks kind of good in bike shorts.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The only thing falling faster is Bitcoin and Joe’s approval ratings.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”