It's kind of like the Bush White House, but with more oil (We call this freedom)

"During a Pentagon briefing, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said we're making progress and we're very close to capturing some high ranking officials. Unfortunately they are all retired U.S. generals." --Jay Leno

"The latest in Iraq: the government has ceased to function. It's kind of like the Bush White House, but with more oil." --Jay Leno

"Arnold Schwarzenegger is back at work after a motorcycle accident. He had to have 15 stitches in his left upper lip. The whole left side of his mouth was numb. Which is tough for a politician, to only being able to speak out of one side on your mouth." --Jay Leno

"This year, the immigration and naturalization service has raised their fee to become a U.S. citizen. How much do you think it costs to become a U.S. citizen? It's about $700. It now costs $700 to become a U.S. citizen. In fact, you know how much immigration and naturalization expects to make this year on people becoming U.S. citizens? Over $1,400." --Jay Leno

"I think Hillary is getting a little too sensitive. Like when they asked her about the surge, she said she didn't want to talk about Barack's poll numbers." --Jay Leno

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