Super Bowl Champions Eventually. Someday. Maybe. Who Knows? (fluffles)

​​This morning, Trump told reporters that the planned meeting with Kim Jong Un "may not work out," adding, "If it doesn't happen, maybe it will happen later." They made a commemorative coin for something that may not happen. That's like the Cleveland Browns making rings that say, "Super Bowl Champions Eventually. Someday. Maybe. Who Knows?" --James Corden

This is the first speaker of the house to have any facial hair since Republican Frederick Jillette, who led the house from 1919 until 1925! Now incidentally, Paul Ryan is also the first politician in 100 years to have a beard that isn't his wife. --James Corden

According to a new report from the New York Times, employees at Deutsche Bank flagged accounts belonging to Donald Trump in 2016 and 2017 for suspicious activities related to potential money laundering. But bank executives chose not to report it to the government. But, in their defense, I wouldn’t want people to know that I loaned money to Donald Trump either. Bank employees became suspicious when they noticed large sums of money being transferred to Russia. Also this is another red flag, Trump hadn’t made a payment to a pornstar in weeks. Weeks! --James Corden

A new Earth-like planet has been discovered a few months before an election where Donald Trump could be president. If that's not perfect timing, I don't know what is. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”