The raptures were the scariest part of Jurassic Park (opening up our public lands for drilling)

"Even as Hillary Clinton was working to try and stop this Dubai port deal, her husband, Bill Clinton, was advising Dubai on how to get the deal through. Forget women, now he's cheating on her with other countries." --Jay Leno

"A lot of people are very nervous about this whole Rapture thing, though a lot of people didn't understand it. For instance, Sarah Palin said, 'The raptures were the scariest part of 'Jurassic Park.'" –Jay Leno

"A family values conservative Republican from Indiana, Mark Souder, has admitted to having an affair with a woman on his staff. Apparently Souder would take this woman to remote locations inside state parks and have sex with her. See, this is what Republicans mean when they talk about opening up our public lands for drilling." –Jay Leno

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