"Ex-head of FEMA Michael Brown will be addressing Congress about the response to Katrina. Yeah, apparently he's almost ready to send help down there." --David Letterman
"President Bush right now is in India. He's in India. So it's comforting to know that Quick-Draw Cheney has his finger on the button." --David Letterman
"How about that Osama bin Laden? He's got another one of those videos. This is really creepy stuff. He is a maniacal extremist, he's full of threats, there's a lot of ranting. No, wait a minute. That's Rosie O'Donnell's blog." --David Letterman
"For the last 16 years the commissioner of the NFL has been Paul Tagliabue. Well, he's retiring. And listen to this, they had offered the job to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, honest to god, offered it to Condoleezza Rice, and she turned the job down. Now, when Janet Reno heard this, she said 'Yo, over here, let's go!'" --David Letterman
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