“In the Republican primary in Georgia, the battle is between the incumbent governor Brian Kemp and David Perdue. Why should we even care about these two dinguses? Perdue is endorsed by Donald Trump while Kemp is backed by Mike Pence. It’s the thriller in vanilla and in this battle there are very fine people on neither side. They are saying that this could be the start of a 2024 Pence presidential run. Pence is trying to change the MAGA message to hang with Mike Pence. I think that Trump is gonna be upset when he discovers it’s not this Perdue that makes chicken fingers.” —Stephen Colbert
“Now monkeypox, which is racing through Europe hopefully on a unicycle and is already affecting the US. Crazy conspiracy theories have inevitably cropped up including one that the US is planning to release a bioengineered version. Do you really think the US is currently capable of having plans? We can’t even plan having enough baby formula.” —Stephen Colbert
“Former Trump lackey Kellyanne Conway has been releasing more tidbits from her book, now admitting that Trump did in fact lose the election. This admission was in the one place he would never see it, which is a book.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“There is a quote from Joe Biden who said that economic recovery in the US will ‘take some time’. OK, take some time like the Amazon option that saves you a dollar or take some time like Avatar 2?” —Seth Meyers
“The president’s vagueness is like a Magic 8 Ball. Biden has said recently that the US would get involved if China were to invade Taiwan. Well, at least he’s taking a firm stand on problems we don’t have yet.” —Seth Meyers
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