Hey, that's how I got elected! (Coin Toss)

"President Bush also said today that he is worried that Iraq will be overrun by religious fundamentalists. Hey, let me tell you something. If it's good enough for the Republican Party, it is good enough for Iraq." --Jay Leno

"That shows the difference between administrations. Bush can't control his generals, whereas Clinton could never control his privates." --Jay Leno

  

"Did you all see Sandra Day O'Connor making the coin toss [at the Rose Bowl]? When President Bush saw a Supreme Court justice flipping a coin he went, 'Hey, that's how I got elected!' --Jay Leno

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