The good news, today he was nominated for the Pat Robertson Lifetime Achievement Award (This time, they actually counted the votes)

"During the big meeting [with Chinese President Hu], Vice President Cheney fell asleep, although the White House said he was just reading his notes. That's the same way he hunts: with his eyes closed. " --Jay Leno

"What a crowd, you sound like Dick Cheney when oil hit $74 a barrel." --Jay Leno

"New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin is being criticized for saying that God wants New Orleans to be a chocolate city and that the hurricanes were because God was mad at us. The good news, today he was nominated for the Pat Robertson Lifetime Achievement Award." --Jay Leno

 

"Vice President Dick Cheney's getting a tax refund of $1.9 million. How do you get a $1.9 million refund when your salary is $205,000 a year? How does that work? Apparently, he's writing off the guns and ammo as business expenses." --Jay Leno

 

"Congratulations to Al Gore! Al Gore won an Emmy last night. Actually, you know the secret to his win? This time, they actually counted the votes." --Jay Leno

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