Do you know how long it's been since I have been able to wear my ‘Go Iran’ T-shirt? (he forgot it twice)

Pope Francis is calling for an audit of all the 

Catholic Church’s wealth. In a related story, 

Pope Francis is missing. –Conan O’Brien

"Evil Democrat Empire? I got news for you, if we're going to do the Star Wars analogy, the Democrats are, at best, Ewoks." --Jon Stewart, on a Republican spoof video comparing Democrats to the evil Empire in Star Wars

​​"Pope Francis suspended a bishop for spending too much on home renovations. The Pope caught the bishop filming an episode of 'Flip This Church.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Iran may have attacked ISIS. Do you know how long it's been since I have been able to wear my ‘Go Iran’ T-shirt?" –Conan O'Brien

The oldest woman in Japan died at the age of one hundred fourteen. And as soon as the funeral is over the family plans to sue the makers of the defective bungee cord. --Conan O’Brien 4/5/2005

"This is a crazy story. For two decades, the secret launch code for America's nuclear missiles was 0000000000. Even more amazing, George W. Bush forgot it twice." –Conan O'Brien

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”