Who's in the five percent that still approves of Congress? (Table for 200 please?)

October 2013

"It's gotten too bad that after years of sliding poll numbers, now the approval ratings of Congress has hit a record low of just 5 percent. There are a lot of pressing questions, namely, who's in the five percent that still approves of Congress?" –Jimmy Fallon

"There's a new restaurant in New York that doesn't let customers talk to each other during their meals. When they heard that, Obama and Republicans said, 'Table for 200 please?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Michelle Bachmann is a true conservative with a vision of our country's future, or possibly of a coat rack or a bird. I could never tell what she was looking at." –Stephen Colbert

"Obamacare needs the premiums of healthier people to cover the costs of sicker people. It's a devious con that can only be described as insurance." –Stephen Colbert

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