Who's in the five percent that still approves of Congress? (Table for 200 please?)

October 2013

"It's gotten too bad that after years of sliding poll numbers, now the approval ratings of Congress has hit a record low of just 5 percent. There are a lot of pressing questions, namely, who's in the five percent that still approves of Congress?" –Jimmy Fallon

"There's a new restaurant in New York that doesn't let customers talk to each other during their meals. When they heard that, Obama and Republicans said, 'Table for 200 please?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"Michelle Bachmann is a true conservative with a vision of our country's future, or possibly of a coat rack or a bird. I could never tell what she was looking at." –Stephen Colbert

"Obamacare needs the premiums of healthier people to cover the costs of sicker people. It's a devious con that can only be described as insurance." –Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

What he hates most in this world. Elites. (if you eat there make sure you tip at least 20 percent)

January 2021

There’s a new opportunistic infection in the senate named Josh Hawley. He's an up-and-comer. Washington Insider says he's among 2021's most punchable faces. Handsome, youthful and vigorous, he's the far rights JFK with a little dash of KKK. —Bill Maher

Josh Hawley is the son of a wealthy banker and a graduate of Stanford and Yale and a private prep school. Josh knows what he hates most in this world. Elites. —Bill Maher

Not to be outdone in the area of hating government from the inside, freshman Colorado rep and high school dropout Lauren Bobert is someone you may have already thought of if you ever thought what would happen if Michelle Bachmann smoked bath salts. —Bill Maher

Bobert wants everyone to know she has exactly one issue, guns. Spoiler alert, she likes them. She hails from a town named Rifle and owns a restaurant called Shooters, where the wait staff, no kidding, are encouraged to carry loaded weapons on the job. My suggestion if you eat there make sure you tip at least 20 percent. —Bill Maher

I ate there once i asked the waiter how fresh is the fish he said, ‘I don't know you feel lucky punk.’ —Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”