They have so much in common: When it gets cold, they both fly south (he was signed by the Green Bay Packers)

November 2021

Ted Cruz claims that Big Bird was spreading ‘government propaganda for your 5-year-old’ about getting your children vaccinated against Covid. I’m surprised Cruz is at odds with Big Bird here. They have so much in common: When it gets cold, they both fly south.” —Stephen Colbert

“Ted Cruz has it in for ‘Sesame Street’ because he’s constantly getting mistaken for the Count.” —James Corden

“I have to admit it’s a tough one. I mean, who are you siding with, the beloved and iconic children’s character widely celebrated over a half a century by people of all ages and backgrounds from all parts of the world, or a widely disliked wannabe werewolf with the charm of a serial killer and the voice of a dying barn owl who was once called ‘Lucifer in the flesh’ by one of his fellow Republicans after another fellow Republican joked he was so unpopular you could murder him and get away with it.” —Seth Meyers

“It’s a big day, actually, for Big Bird because immediately after getting vaccinated, he was signed by the Green Bay Packers.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”