The party has gone from ‘Yes We Can’ to ‘Wait, We Did?!’ (FREE BONER PILLS FOR LIFE!)

November 2021

“Congress passed President Biden’s $1.2 Trillion infrastructure bill. They did one thing! After months of dragging their feet, I think we’re all shocked that the Democrats got this done. The party has gone from ‘Yes We Can’ to ‘Wait, We Did?!’” —Stephen Colbert

“It also includes $47 Billion to withstand the devastating impacts of climate change. OK that’s good. You know what would’ve been better? Billions of dollars to prevent the devastating impacts of climate change. This is the equivalent to showing up to a car crash and handing out seat belts.” —Stephen Colbert

“It appears that Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani did not review debunked election fraud claims before broadcasting them to the general public in 2020. In a taped deposition, it’s not my job in a fast-moving case to go out and investigate every piece of evidence that’s given to me. No, of course not, that’s what lawyers are for. As everyone knows, you’re just the events coordinator for a landscaping company.” —Seth Meyers

“Sweet Rudy, that is your job! Or at least, it’s supposed to be your job – although in fairness, Rudy looks less like a guy who would investigate a crime and more like the guy sitting on a park bench who just tells the cops what they’re doing is wrong.” —Seth Meyers

“You really don’t think it’s your job to verify information before you announce it to the world? Is this how you operated when you were mayor? (imitating Giuliani’s New York accent): ‘Thank you for coming to this press conference everyone, I have huge news for the city of New York: today I received an email with the subject line FWD: FWD: FWD: FREE BONER PILLS FOR LIFE! And that’s not just for me, it’s for life for the entire city.’” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”