Look who's come crawling back to Mr. Fax Machine (the average fast-food customer is almost 60 percent chicken nuggets)

October 2013

"The popularity of Congress is at an all-time low, according to a recent poll that says Americans like head lice more than they like Congress. But you know, I think the real story here is that some Americans like head lice." –Conan O'Brien

"A new study reveals that the average fast-food chicken nugget is almost 60 percent fat. The study also says that the average fast-food customer is almost 60 percent chicken nuggets." –Conan O'Brien

"They're still having a lot of trouble with Obamacare. First the website had all these glitches, and now people are getting a busy signal when they try to apply over the phone. So you can't use the Internet and you can't use the phone. And now fax machines are like, 'Look who's come crawling back to Mr. Fax Machine.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"The country's unemployment rate went down to 7.2 percent last month, after 148,000 jobs were added. Of course all those people were hired to fix the Obamacare website." –Jimmy Fallon

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