We won't fight another rich man's war (That's the platinum package)

October 2013

"A 25-year-old man in New York was arrested for trying to join Al Qaeda. Here's the amazing part: He said it was easier to join al-Qaida using their website than it was to sign up for Obamacare." –Jay Leno

"Today there were more problems with the Obamacare website. It seems when you type in your age, it's confusing because it's not clear if they want the age you are right now, or the age you'll be when you finally log in." –Jay Leno

"Here's my favorite part: The president said yesterday that if it's taking too long you can bypass the website and enroll by mail. Only the federal government could come up with a website that's slower than sending something by mail." –Jay Leno

"Yesterday at the White House, a woman standing behind the president nearly passed out while Obama was speaking. Obama turned and held her while she got some help. See, that's under the good coverage of Obamacare – where you're actually taken care of personally by Obama. That's the platinum package." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”