He’ll get us there, it’ll just happen very slowly with the blinker on the whole ride (it’s called homeland security, people)

November 2021

“The passage of President Biden’s $1.2 Trillion infrastructure bill, which received support from 13 Republicans, to the chagrin of many their colleagues. Donald Trump said Republicans who voted for the bill should be ashamed of themselves, while Representative Majorie Taylor Greene of Georgia called them ‘traitors’ helping the communist takeover of America. Which I know sounds crazy, but think about it – how are Soviet tanks gonna invade America? Over the newly refurbished roads and bridges. That’s why you’ve gotta keep your roads and bridges broken, it’s called homeland security, people.” —Trevor Noah

“It’s not just fellow lawmakers – Congressman Fred Upton of Michigan said he was harassed by constituents for working with Democrats, with a voicemail calling him a ‘traitor’ and a ‘piece of shit’ whose family should die, among other insults. And they say political discourse is dead. This is really disturbing, because what kind of person leaves voicemails any more?” —Trevor Noah

“We’re also not even a year into his presidency, Joe Biden. Don’t worry, he’s like Grandpa at the wheel. He’ll get us there, it’ll just happen very slowly with the blinker on the whole ride.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Where the hell are those Jewish space lasers when you need them? (He did nothing, and he said nothing)

May 2021

“Several Republicans in Congress have spoken out against Nancy Pelosi’s mask mandate. But by far the worst take came from Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, whose every utterance sounds like it is coming from someone being dragged backward out of a Costco grabbing at the DVD rack. Greene, who has a history of anti-Semitism, used an absolutely insane and grotesque analogy when she compared Pelosi’s mandate to the Holocaust on a recent podcast. You just compared having to wear a mask to prevent transmission of a highly contagious respiratory illness to the Holocaust. I’d say you should be wearing a straitjacket, but with you I’m guessing a normal jacket put on backward would probably do the trick: [imitating Majorie Taylor Greene] ‘How do I get out of this? The Antifa Democrats have trapped me in a windbreaker! This is just like Nazi Germany.’” —Seth Meyers

“She’s like the lady at the P.T.A. meeting who argues that math violates the Constitution: [as Greene] ‘According to the First Amendment, two plus two equals whatever I say it does.’ ‘Ma’am, do you even have a child at this school?’ ‘Oh, I guess I need children to have an opinion on the curriculum for a school two towns over from mine. I didn’t know I was living in Soviet Russia.’” —Seth Meyers

“Where the hell are those Jewish space lasers when you need them?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy immediately condemned her comments. He said they were reprehensible and totally inconsistent with the values of the Republican Party. No, just kidding — he said nothing. He did nothing, and he said nothing.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”