So after they finish LaGuardia, that’ll leave us with about 40 bucks (When can Cuomo start?)

August 2021

“In less terrestrial news, the billionaire Tesla CEO, Elon Musk, announced plans to put billboards in space. No, Elon, no Mankind gazes up to the stars to wonder ‘What’s up there? What’s my place in the universe?’ Not, ‘What would you do for a Klondike bar?’” —Stephen Colbert

“Meanwhile, the Senate passed Biden’s $1.2 Trillion infrastructure bill on Tuesday in a major victory for the administration. That’s right, a trillion dollars to fix our roads, bridges and airports. So after they finish LaGuardia, that’ll leave us with about 40 bucks.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And in Florida, where the number of Covid cases are surging once again, the governor, Ron DeSantis, has threatened to withhold pay from any school officials who require masks indoors. I’m nervous about DeSantis. I mean, right now, people in Florida are like, ‘When can Cuomo start?’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”