Hermits have no peer pressure (Was that a banjo?)

It's a small world but I wouldn’t want to paint it. —Steven Wright

One time I went to the drive-in in a cab. The movie cost me 95 dollars. —Steven Wright

I couldn't sleep so I got up, then I got hungry so I went down to the store that I know it was open 24 hours. When I got down there there was a guy outside locking it up. He said sorry we're closed. I said what do you mean you're closed the sign says open 24 hours? He said not in a row. —Steven Wright

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I’m going to use it. --Steven Wright

Sponges grow in the ocean. That kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn’t happen. --Steven Wright

I was folding my bed back into coach. I almost broke both my arms cause it’s not one of those kinds of beds. --Steven Wright

Hermits have no peer pressure. --Steven Wright

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”