This new Pope is already getting things done (Dad, how was I born?)

March 2013

"The new Pope is a man of the people. Immediately after they elected him, he went back to the hotel by himself, brought his luggage downstairs, and checked himself out of the hotel. There was the fight about the mini bar charge but other than that, he was humble." –David Letterman

"The new Pope gave his first speech in Latin. Everybody's after the Latin vote." –David Letterman

"It took the cardinals less than 24 hours to elect a new Pope. It took a year to replace Regis." –David Letterman

"It's been announced that Twinkies will be back on the shelves sometime this summer. Isn't that great? This new Pope is already getting things done.' –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”