“It must be weird working at the F.D.A. One day you’re approving a life-saving vaccine, the next you’re approving new s’mores-flavored Oreos.” —Jimmy Fallon
“After several months and intense pressure to speed up the process, the F.D.A. approved Pfizer-BioNTech’s Covid vaccine on Monday. It’s about time. Their statement started with, ‘Hey, sorry, I just saw this.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Yeah, it was approved by the real F.D.A., the Food and Drug Administration, which is not to be confused with the fake F.D.A., the Facebook Doctors Association.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Yeah, this is great news. Although, if it didn’t get approved, I’m not really sure what the options were: Pfizer store credit?” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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