“In other news, the president of the Arizona senate announced the state’s rightwing ‘investigation’ into the 2020 election would be delayed after several members of third-party contractor CyberNinjas became infected with Covid. Man, at this rate, we’ll never get to find out what didn’t actually happen.” —Seth Meyers
“Andrew Cuomo delivered his final speech as governor of New York on Monday, as he resigned after the state attorney general found he groped and sexually harassed members of his staff. Cuomo acknowledged the scandal in his speech, and claimed he was a victim of an unfair ‘political and media stampede’. Yeah, what kind of white man whose dad was also governor only gets ten years in office?” —Seth Meyers
“Following the full approval of Pfizer’s coronavirus vaccine, the company revealed it would start marketing the drug under the name Comirnaty, so now people will start referring to the Pfizer vaccine as ‘the Pfizer vaccine.’ It’s too late for a rebrand. This is like when your friend comes back from vacation and is like, ‘Actually, everyone calls me Turbo now.’” —Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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