“Well, of course Trump is the guy saying he doesn’t want to wear protection.” —Stephen Colbert
“Now Louisiana’s governor has ordered a statewide shutdown, banning gatherings of 10 or more people, but one pastor at a church near Baton Rouge held services yesterday, attracting hundreds of worshipers, many arriving in 26 buses sent to pick them up. That is just irresponsible. Remember Jesus’s words: ‘I was naked and you clothed me. I was sick and you put me on a crowded bus? Are you crazy? I’m contagious!’” —Stephen Colbert
“Now, when they got off their plague buses, the pastor told the congregation they had ‘Nothing to fear but fear itself.’ Sorry, pastor, these days fear is like third on the list, right after coronavirus and running out of toilet paper.” —Stephen Colbert
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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