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Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Have you seen my ratings? (it’s a border wall for your face)



“Trump is all about appearance — he’s not going to be wearing a mask. He doesn’t care about safety. In fact, the only way they can get him to wear a mask is if his aides trick him. They just gotta trick him like he’s a child: ‘No, Mr. President, it’s not a mask — it’s a border wall for your face.’” Trevor Noah

“Here’s the thing: even if Trump wanted to wear a mask, you know Melania would be running around the White House hiding them in places he’d never find them, like inside books, or under piles of vegetables.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“But what is the point of telling people to do something you aren’t doing yourself? Personally, I would love to see the president wearing a mask. Maybe then we could redub his voice to make him sound like an actual president.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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