Victims said their iPhones were so messed up that they were actually working (they've discovered that he's evil)

July 2011

"The British government may cancel Rupert Murdoch's $14 billion satellite deal because they've discovered that he's evil." –Craig Ferguson

"In the media business, being evil isn't always a bad thing. There's also the lovable kind of evil that we have here at CBS. " –Craig Ferguson

"One of Murdoch's tabloids was hacking people's phones and listening to their voicemails. Victims said their iPhones were so messed up that they were actually working." –Craig Ferguson 

"Murdoch shut down News of the World, which was almost 160 years old. It's always sad when something that old comes to an end. It was like the last episode of 'Larry King Live.'" –Craig Ferguson

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It was the best minute of my life, and then the worst eleven (I’m on a tight schedule)

I like to make jokes about tragedies that just happened. I don’t believe in too soon. I’m on a tight schedule. --Anthony Jeselnik

I once got a hand-job from a woman with excessive-compulsive disorder. It was the best minute of my life, and then the worst eleven. --Anthony Jeselnik

The best day of my life when I was a kid was finding my dad’s porn. That was a game-changer. The worst day of my life was when I found my mom’s porn, on the shelf in the back of the video store. --Anthony Jeselnik

Maybe the most uncomfortable moment of my life was when my dad gave me the sex talk. God, the old man was into some really crazy shit.  --Anthony Jeselnik

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”