I like to make jokes about tragedies that just happened. I don’t believe in too soon. I’m on a tight schedule. --Anthony Jeselnik
I once got a hand-job from a woman with excessive-compulsive disorder. It was the best minute of my life, and then the worst eleven. --Anthony Jeselnik
The best day of my life when I was a kid was finding my dad’s porn. That was a game-changer. The worst day of my life was when I found my mom’s porn, on the shelf in the back of the video store. --Anthony Jeselnik
Maybe the most uncomfortable moment of my life was when my dad gave me the sex talk. God, the old man was into some really crazy shit. --Anthony Jeselnik
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
