“And the idea of corona and flu hitting us simultaneously is terrifying, because that means we’re going to have to do double social distancing, we’re going to wear two masks, we’re gonna have to stay 12 feet away from people, we’re going to have to watch celebrities sing ‘Imagine’ twice.” —Trevor Noah
“That’s right. Trump has never heard of the guy in charge of finding a vaccine. And you know what? To be honest, part of me is not surprised. [imitating Trump aide] ‘Sir, would you like to meet the scientist who is in charge of finding a vaccine?” [imitating Trump] A scientist? Ew, gross. I’d rather meet Eric.’” — Trevor Noah
“And here’s my only question about Trump: Why does he never hear of the people trying to solve problems, but people who are trying to cause problems? [as Trump] Hello, Giuliani? Yeah, some guy has the cure in his lab. I need you to go in there and do your Tasmanian devil thing.” — Trevor Noah
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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