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Thursday, April 16, 2020

golden crown, multiple wives, inbred sons (Not Drunk: Squatted Yesterday)


“At his press conference Trump showed a ridiculous propaganda movie to highlight that he had done since January to deal with the pandemic. It skipped over the entire month of February. When this was challenged, Trump denied that nothing had been done that month. You can lie all you want but what you lied about happened less than two months ago and we were all here!” —Stephen Colbert

“Trump also inaccurately claimed that he has total authority as president. He does have authority and the country is totalled.” —Stephen Colbert

“While he might not officially be a king, I did notice some similarities between Trump and royalty: golden crown, multiple wives, inbred sons.” —Stephen Colbert

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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