“President Trump gave a 75 minute briefing to congress on the situation in Iran. Many who were present said it was the worst report they had ever seen. Trump argued, of course, that many said it was the greatest briefing that they had ever seen. “[Imitating Trump] ‘Yes, numerous people — real people — told me that. Like who? Uh, Senator Guy True-Person and Congresswoman Not-A-Lie Actual-Lady.’” —Stephen Colbert
“[As Trump] ‘You wouldn’t know them. They go to a different school — in Canada.’ —Seth Meyers
“Oh, you see, it wasn’t the worst presentation, it was the best presentation. It’s so easy to get those two things mixed up.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“He’s absolutely right — this is insulting. This is insulting not just to Congress — this is insulting to the American people. Has everyone already forgotten what happens when we don’t ask for concrete evidence justifying a military attack against a Middle Eastern country whose name begins with ‘Ira’?” —Stephen Colbert
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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