“Mitch McConnell and Senate Republicans keep saying that they’re following the template established by the Clinton trial two decades ago even though this trial is very different. Bill Clinton had sex with one person, Donald Trump screwed a whole country.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Some Trump team members have gone as far as to encourage forgetting the past altogether: ‘What happened in the past, we should just ignore,’ Trump’s lawyer Jay Sekulow said. Right. OJ is at home going, I agree with that.’” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Overall, it’s clear that Trump’s defense team isn’t even denying that he did what he’s accused of, they just say it doesn’t rise to the level of impeachment, which is like Jeffery Dahmer arguing it didn’t rise to the level of cannibalism.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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