It's straight marriage he's not so excited about (Build-a-Bear Workshop)

"The unemployment rate went up last month for the first time since November. But on the bright side, I hear a senior management position just opened up at al-Qaida." –Jimmy Fallon 

"President Obama will be doing an interview with '60 Minutes,' and Michelle Obama will be doing an interview with Martha Stewart. Not to be outdone, Joe Biden will be doing an interview with a panda he made at Build-a-Bear Workshop." –Jimmy Fallon 

"Bill Clinton says he now supports gay marriage. It's straight marriage he's not so excited about." –Craig Ferguson

"It turns out that Osama bin Laden was living in a mansion with his youngest wife. So if we hadn't killed him, his oldest wife would have." –Conan O'Brien 

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