I only put that on there so you’d be more into the threesome idea (middle-of-the-road options)

Intelligence Officials apparently offered the extreme option of killing Suleimani as a way of pushing Trump toward something less aggressive. It’s like your boyfriend saying, why did you pick breakup, I only put that on there so you’d be more into the threesome idea. —Stephen Colbert

After Iran threatened retaliation, Trump countered with a tweet claiming he would target cultural sites in Iran if they pushed forward. There is no way Trump knows anything about cultural sites. —Trevor Noah

“Who are these intelligence officials who didn’t think Trump would pick the most extreme option on the menu of options? Have you seen Trump’s apartment? What part of his life suggests he’s going to pick middle-of-the-road options?” --Trevor Noah

“What happened to peace? When most people break their New Year’s resolutions, they eat ice cream instead of working out. This guy rained down fire on these m*therf*cker*.” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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