“The U.S. military accidentally sent a draft letter ordering U.S. troops to leave Iraq and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff called it a ‘kerfuffle.’ Then Trump was like, ‘I believe the word is covfefe.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Yeah, that’s right: The Pentagon released an announcement saying they were pulling out the troops and then they were like, ‘Backsies! I didn’t take my hand off the piece, I didn’t take my hand off the piece. That’s not the move!’” —Trevor Noah
“You can’t send someone a letter of that magnitude and then say it doesn’t mean anything. That’s like saying, ‘Honey, that breakup email was from my drafts folder. Now, as I was saying, with this ring, I thee wed.’” —Stephen Colbert
“These people control nuclear weapons and they can’t even handle Microsoft Outlook.” —Trevor Noah
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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