The comfort of the rich depends upon.. (But wait, where did we put it?)

President Trump said yesterday that 69,000 people had signed up to attend his rally in El Paso, but that only 10,000 people were allowed inside before later claiming that 35,000 people actually attended, while law enforcement said only 6,500 were inside the arena. So, yeah. We do need to see his tax returns. --Seth Meyers

Officials in Colorado have announced that since marijuana was legalized in the state, sales of the drug have brought in over $6 billion. Added officials, "But wait, where did we put it?" --Seth Meyers

Following claims last week that Senator Amy Klobuchar has mistreated her staff, new reports came out yesterday saying that she once threw office supplies during an outburst. This news was first discovered stapled to an aide's forehead. --Seth Meyers

And finally, a bear in California was caught on camera breaking in to a man's home and raiding his refrigerator. But the man is single, so the bear didn't get much. --Seth Meyers

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