Sometimes I am amazed that Trump only bankrupted three casinos (It was a brussel sprout)

Sometimes I am amazed that Trump only bankrupted three casinos. --Jimmy Kimmel

The former CEO of Starbucks announced that he is running for president. His platform includes building a wall around Dunkin’ Donuts. --Conan O’Brien

A state of emergency has been declared in Wisconsin. Not because of the cold, but because someone ate a vegetable. It was a brussel sprout. The national guard has been called in. --Conan O’Brien

It is so cold in the midwest that truck nuts have actually moved up inside the truck. --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”