Let’s put it this way. T’aint on his back (the umbrella he uses to defeat Batman)

Roger Stone was arrested in Fort Lauderdale, but they also raided his New York residence up in Harlem. It was easy to find, because it’s the only neighborhood’s only evil lair. --Stephen Colbert

There’s speculation that the FBI’s true target  was not Mr. Stone himself, but his electronic devices. Yeah, they went after everything. His computers, his phones, the umbrella he uses to defeat Batman. --Stephen Colbert

Stone held a press conference after his arrest. When he left, Stone bid a fond farewell by doing his best impersonation of Richard Nixon. Ah, yes, impersonating Richard Nixon. The universal sign for, “I’m innocent.” Then he shouted “Helter Skelter” and his friend drove him away in a White Bronco. --Stephen Colbert

Stone claims to have been an advisor on the Nixon campaign, and he admires the former president so much he has a tattoo of Nixon on his back. Not pictured: Where he has one of Trump. Let’s put it this way. T’aint on his back. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”