I met him in Fort Lauderdale (Message received)

Earlier this week, GI Joe turned 62. Wow. I'll never forget my first G.I. Joe. I met him in Fort Lauderdale. Stole my heart and my wallet. —Greg Gutfeld

In a recent interview, actress Sydney Sweeney said she's looking for a man who is athletic, outgoing, and funny. Message received. —Greg Gutfeld

In a Wisconsin neighborhood, postal workers were terrorized and chased by wild turkeys. “Did someone say wild turkey?”, asked Kamala Harris. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Let’s put it this way. T’aint on his back (the umbrella he uses to defeat Batman)

Roger Stone was arrested in Fort Lauderdale, but they also raided his New York residence up in Harlem. It was easy to find, because it’s the only neighborhood’s only evil lair. --Stephen Colbert

There’s speculation that the FBI’s true target  was not Mr. Stone himself, but his electronic devices. Yeah, they went after everything. His computers, his phones, the umbrella he uses to defeat Batman. --Stephen Colbert

Stone held a press conference after his arrest. When he left, Stone bid a fond farewell by doing his best impersonation of Richard Nixon. Ah, yes, impersonating Richard Nixon. The universal sign for, “I’m innocent.” Then he shouted “Helter Skelter” and his friend drove him away in a White Bronco. --Stephen Colbert

Stone claims to have been an advisor on the Nixon campaign, and he admires the former president so much he has a tattoo of Nixon on his back. Not pictured: Where he has one of Trump. Let’s put it this way. T’aint on his back. --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It was like Black Friday minus the part where you go home with a new TV (Nixon's ghost)

Donald Trump, who maybe you haven’t heard is president now, a few hours ago fired James Comey, the director of the FBI — which is kind of like O.J. firing Judge Ito halfway through the trial. –Jimmy Kimmel

Some of the pilots have been refusing to fly, so Spirit had to cancel nine flights from Fort Lauderdale. Passengers obviously weren’t happy about that. All hell broke loose. It was like Black Friday minus the part where you go home with a new TV. –Jimmy Kimmel

About 300 Spirit flights have been canceled over the past week, leaving thousands of passengers grounded and angry. It’s hard to say which is worse, a canceled Spirit Airlines flight or actually being on a Spirit Airlines flight. –Jimmy Kimmel

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