It's the most bats ever found living in one place since Rudy Guiliani's last brain scan (taking Flintstone vitamins and hoping for the best)

Senator Kamala Harris said this week that as part of her presidential platform, she would advocate for a single-payer healthcare system. It would replace our current system of taking Flintstone vitamins and hoping for the best. --Seth Meyers

A Kansas man received stitches over the weekend after he was hit by his cousin's girlfriend during a game of Monopoly. The girl was going to spend the night in jail, but got out of it by rolling doubles. --Seth Meyers

And finally, a university in Louisiana has temporarily closed one of its buildings after thousands of bats began living inside. It's the most bats ever found living in one place since Rudy Guiliani's last brain scan. --Seth Meyers

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