Here comes Banana Hammer! (she's moving Trump's State of the Union to Chicago)

Due to the polar vortex, at one point, the wind chill in Chicago was negative-49. Health officials have warned people who go outside not to talk. Wait. That explains why Nancy Pelosi just announced that she's moving Trump's State of the Union to Chicago. Ohh! -Now I get it. --Jimmy Fallon

And all day, newscasters were doing interesting things to show just how cold it was. Check out what they did on the Today Show this morning, “So, how cold is it? One man actually turned this super-frozen banana into a makeshift hammer.” What? -That's actually footage of Trump trying to build his border wall. Usually you only hear the phrase "banana hammer" at a male strip club. "Here comes Banana Hammer!" --Jimmy Fallon

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