I'll have the Spanish omelet, hold the Spanish (That's amazing when you can get to that level)

It's Presidents' Day. And we've had so many great presidents in this country. Let's see how they stack up against our current president. I'll show you what I mean. For instance, President Lincoln won the Civil War. President Trump thinks The Avengers won the Civil War. And finally, President Monroe was wounded during the Revolutionary War. President Trump was wounded watching "Saturday Night Live." --Jimmy Fallon

On Friday, President Trump declared a national emergency. Then he immediately went on vacation to Florida. While he was at his golf club, a photo of him standing at the omelet bar went viral. He was like (Fallon as Trump), "I'll have the Spanish omelet, hold the Spanish." --Jimmy Fallon

Check this out. Over the weekend, Trump's pick to be the next U.N. ambassador withdrew herself from consideration. You’ve got to hand it to Trump -- his administration is running so smoothly, that his staff now is now firing themselves. That's amazing when you can get to that level. --Jimmy Fallon

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