He knew he was in trouble when he got on the scale, and it said "National Emergency." (I cannot tell when I'm lying)

Monday is Presidents Day and we've gone from I cannot tell a lie to I cannot tell when I'm lying. --Bill Maher

Trump’s new slogan is “Finish the Wall.” I mean it's madness. Things haven't even gotten started and he's already moved on to finishing and Melania said, “Welcome to my world.” --Bill Maher

Well, the results of Trump's annual physical came out. And I saw that in the past year, he gained 4 pounds. Trump said, "That's because when I stepped on the scale, I forgot to take off my hair." Four pounds? After gaining 4 pounds, he's now technically considered obese. He knew he was in trouble when he got on the scale, and it said "National Emergency." That's right -- Since Trump is now technically obese, he could just BE the border wall. --Jimmy Fallon

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