Do bone spurs keep you out of jail? (Asking for a friend)

First up, the Knicks. How is it possible that you play above Penn Station and still stink worse than anything in the building? You just traded your best player and went on an 18-game losing streak. You have a worse record than that team that plays the Harlem Globetrotters. --Seth Meyers

Also, you can dress up your man cave with as much sports memorabilia as you want. We both know it's where you go to watch porn. --Seth Meyers

People who are obsessed with serial killers, get a real hobby. If you're obsessed with creepy guys and their unsuspecting victims, why not just watch "The Bachelor"? --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”