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Thursday, February 21, 2019

Yeah, the barber came up with the idea after realizing that he's really bad at cutting hair (There is a difference)

Well, there are already more than 10 Democrats running for president. And I read that some of them have started trying to dig up dirt on each other. There's a lot of rumors going around about the candidates. For example, there's a rumor going around about Elizabeth Warren that says she told the cashier at IKEA that she was 1% Swedish to get a discount on meatballs. Well, here's John Delaney. What they're saying about him is that he's one of the mice from "Cinderella" that turned into a human. Here's Kirsten Gillibrand. What they're saying about her is that she's the top-selling real-estate agent in the tri-state area five years running. --Jimmy Fallon
And get this -- In honor of next's week's summit, a barber in Vietnam is giving free haircuts in the style of Trump and Kim Jong-un. Yeah, the barber came up with the idea after realizing that he's really bad at cutting hair. --Jimmy Fallon

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