but we have something here in Los Angeles that is just as bad (plus I give you a ride to the airport)

Due to frigid temperatures, railroad tracks in Chicago were set on fire today in order to keep trains running smoothly. While in New York, we have no idea why our train tracks are on fire. --Seth Meyers

The big story story in the midwest is the polar vortex, but we have something here in Los Angeles that is just as bad. Moderate rain. --Conan O’Brien

To play during halftime at the Super Bowl, they got Maroon 5. That’s because Maroon 1 through 4 said, No. --Conan O’Brien

The Super Bowl ads cost the most ever this year. The ads cost $5 Million. That’s around $175,000 per second. To put that in perspective, a 30 second commercial on the Conan O’Brien show cost $200, plus I give you a ride to the airport. --Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”