That's crazy. 30 seconds only costs me $130,000 (Bernie Sanders Report card)

I do, I love the Super Bowl. Every year, I watch the game on a 100-inch TV, until the Best Buy manager says, "Sir, we need you to leave." --Jimmy Fallon

I saw that, on Sunday, a 30-second ad costs $5 million. Yeah, but it will be worth it when people are watching, like, "Oh, yeah, I totally forgot about Amazon, Bud Light, and Google." That's right, $5 million for 30 seconds. The president said, "That's crazy. 30 seconds only costs me $130,000." --Jimmy Fallon

Finally, I heard about a man in Arizona who just set a world record by stacking 353 Jenga blocks. Fallon as Trump: "Maybe he can build a wall." --Jimmy Fallon

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